I just found a fan out of desperation and moved furniture to plug it in and I am convinced that I have saved us both from heat stroke. Not today, death.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
i suggested this when i was really drunk once and everyone laughed at me but i still think its fuckin genius of course right after that i said “lets call 911 and tell them about my idea” so
Fun fact! I just took a first aid class a week ago and they said they have received so many requests that certain states are in the testing process to try out texting for 911
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H
oh my god this is the best thing.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via veganlove)
Dear Beverage & Food Distributors…
STOP PUTTING WHEAT IN FUCKING EVERYTHING AND FAILING TO LABEL IT CLEARLY.
THANKS.
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
Most logical thing ever
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dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
edit
WHAT)
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!Oh my god
how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf
(Source: jesscookie, via scazzagrace)
“I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are really good at heart.”
i can’t not reblog her
Amazing photos…
HEY YOU LITTLE BELIEBER SHITS, THIS IS ANNE FRANK OKAY?
I’m sorry I’m not usually this aggressive, I just think you should learn about history and what an amazing person she was
she was really pretty
I know would’ve fallen in love with her if I knew her.
God. I read her book and it reminded me of myself. She was actually just a little girl growing up in an awful time period.
(via scazzagrace)
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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